NAFTA Mike / Strikebreakers / The Merger
Because thousands of US auto jobs are in Mexico, Moore decides to go down there and find NAFTA Mike. / Moore shows a clip of a rowdy group who breaks up workers strikes. This groups beliefs take an ironic turn when they discover what their salary is. / As the 20th century comes to a close, Moore thinks we should celebrate all the rights were worked hard for by going back to the traditional values that we are currently returning to such as monopolies, union crushes and kids working in sweatshops.
Weapon Inspectors / The Make a Wish Foundation
Michael Moore believes that if were inspecting Iraqi weapons, someone should be inspecting ours. Moore pulls together his own inspection team and checks out the weapons we have in our own backyard. / Moore wonders how far people think The Make a Wish Foundation would go to make a sick child happy. / Michael Moore thinks Hillary can do better than Bill and tries to find her a new husband.
Crackers vs The Egg Farm
Crackers The Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken makes a comeback- this time to takedown an egg farm. / Moore advertises a playset for kids so they can be more like him. / South African white people miss the good old days of being the majority and enforcing racism on blacks. Where can white South Africans go now to continue that lifestyle? Michael Moore says The United States. / Bill Gates built a 60 million dollar home. Michael Moore decides to give Gates housewarming gifts.
Hail Turdonia / Teen Sniper / Hitler Makes a Withdrawal
Could a person buy four years to be President? Moore worries Ted Turner thinks so and decides to stop him. / Michael Moore is appalled that students with semi-automatics can only kill two out of 300 people in a school cafeteria. To fix this problem, Moore starts Mikes Teen Sniper School. / Michael Moore sends Adolf Hitler to Switzerland in hopes that he can get the money stolen from Holocaust survivors back.
Montana Shacks / Joe Camel Needs a Job / LucyCam #3
Michael Moore goes on a quest to understand why a state as beautiful as Montana has been the home to people like the Capital Hill Killer, the Montana Freeman Compound and the Unabomber. / Joe Camels job used to be making cigarettes look cool to kids. Now, no longer a spokesman for Camel cigarettes, Joe Camel is having a rough time finding a new job. / Michael Moore calls Lucianne Goldberg and asks her to come to her window because hes got a webcam across the street from her apartment.
Cohen is a Wimp / LucyCam # 2 / Manpower, Inc
Michael Moore doesnt think William Cohen, Bill Clintons secretary of defense, is tough enough for the job. Moore brings three representatives of Americas enemies to the Pentagon to see if Cohen will come out to face them. When that doesnt work, Moore recruits a small child to challenge Cohen in an arm wrestling match. / Michael Moore advertises Lucianne Goldbergs new show on the Internet, courtesy to the webcam he set up across the street of her apartment. / After his movie The Big One was released, the headquarters of Manpower, Inc sent out The Michael Moore Alert to all of their field offices across the world. Moore visits these offices to see how well the employees are following these new instructions.
Work Care / LucyCam / Air-Drop TVs on Afghanistan
Forty-three million Americans do not have health insurance. Michael Moore discovers some hospitals have mimicked Bill Clintons Workfare with Work Care a program that forces people who cant pay medical bills to work jobs around the hospital. Moore decides this is brilliant and sets up his own medical tent where patients iron, sweep and sew for treatment. / Michael Moore believes Lucianne Goldberg invaded a right to privacy when she convinced Linda Tripp to tape phone conversations with Monica Lewinsky. Moore decides to take Goldbergs right to privacy away by setting a webcam up across the street of Goldbergs apartment. / The Taliban banned many things from Afghanistan in the 1990s. When Michael Moore finds out TV is one of them he pays a visit to The Taliban Islamic Movement of Afghanistan located in Queens.
The Awful Truth Man of The Year / TV Pundits
To help people learn the names of the enemy (bigwigs in corporations) Moore institutes an annual Awful Truth Man of The Year award. / Moore thinks one of the worst things about this whole Clinton/Lewinsky scandal is the obnoxious pundits seen on network television. He decides to have a Pundit Challenge. / Moore receives a restraining order.
Sal, The Bill Collector / Duck and Cover
Michael Moore thinks itd be nice to have a bill collector on the peoples side for once. He hires an Awful Truth Bill Collector Sal from New Jersey- to stand up for a former UPS worker. / Both India and Pakistan developed the nuclear bomb fairly recently. Because Bill Clinton is so distracted with his impeachment hearings, Michael Moore goes to India and Pakistan to help them become good members of the atomic society.
Crackers vs. Mickey Mouse / The Voice-Box Choir
McGruff The Crime Fighting Dog helped bring down crime in the streets. But what about corporate crime? Moore believes we need a furry animal mascot to stop these crimes too. Fortunately, Crackers The Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken comes to the rescue. Crackers first mission is to visit Disney World and talk to his friend Mickey about workers rights. / Michael Moore spreads some holiday cheer by caroling at tobacco companies with a group of people who lost their voice-boxes from smoking.
Beat The Rich / The Sodomobile
Michael Moore wonders, 'If the rich are supposed to be smart, how smart are they?' Moore finds out by pitting them against blue collar workers in his own quiz show. / After the brutal murder of Matthew Shepard, Moore creates an Awful Truth Gay Team. Along with a dozen determined gays and lesbians, Moore rides in The Sodomobile to tour every state that makes it illegal to be gay.
A Cheaper Way to Conduct A Witch Hunt / Funeral at an HMO
Ken Starr spent 50 million dollars to prove Bill Clintons affair with Monica Lewinsky. Michael Moore and his gang of modern day witch hunters find both a cheaper and more comical way of proving adultery. / Thirty-four year old Chris needs a pancreas transplant to live. Unfortunately, Humania, Chriss HMO, denies Chris the transplant. Michael Moore and Chris decide theres nothing left to do but personally invite the executives of Humania to Chriss funeral. When Humania declines, Moore and Chris bring the funeral to them.